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dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

dweebscar:

i just hid 27 of these little bastards around the house
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and im waiting for my parents reaction

 ”WHY THE SHIT IS THERE A CHICKEN IN MY COFFEE CUP”
the first chicken has been found

“amiee we think you have a problem” my parents say as they hold 15 tiny chickens in their hands

1000 notes because i terrorized my family with small chickens

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curlia:

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meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

maybe we’re all ducklings

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destielkills:

i once had my entire 3rd grade class convinced, for a whole week, that i had to eat precisely 5 m&m’s every hour on the hour or i would die. kids were bringing me bags of m&m’s left and right. i got in so much trouble but fuck those were some good m&m’s

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marchingbandprobz:

If you don’t feel 100x happier when you hear a drum cadence then you’re doing marching band wrong

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